The Final Solution: Porn Hub and Coronavirus

Pornography has its uses, especially for those who are sexually inhibited or need stimulation for other therapeutic reasons. And there is artful smut, to wit the literary works of Henry Miller and Charles Bukowski. But pornography can also be an addiction and up until the current pandemic Porn Hub loomed high amongst those who had found their lives being consumed by easily accessible stimulation and escape. Porn Hub commands such a huge following that it wouldn’t be surprising if the company didn’t occupy one of those huge towers on the New York, Chicago or LA skylines with its logo emblazoned on the façade. Imagine seeing Porn Hub in neon on the horizon as you fly into JFK! But now with life so circumscribed X-rated sites are beginning to provide a new service. Porn Hub may be one of the only places on earth free of coronavirus. When you type in a proclivity and find yourself on the site, you're in a world totally free of worries about contagion or anything else. The subjects in a porn video have only one function, which is to complete a sexual transaction that will provide a turn-on to a particular demographic. It doesn’t matter whether you like tall ones or short ones, fat ones or skinny ones, MILFs, DP shots, gay or straight or trans, the one requirement in the auditioning of actors for X-rated videos might be the ability to act like the virus doesn’t exist (to their own peril if it's been filmed during the pandemic). In our current day and age Porn Hub promises a kind of utopia, a vacation spot where you don’t even have to wear a mask (unless it’s leather).