Steve Bannon Has Sent You An eCard

Jacquie Lawson "Sweet Tooth Fairy"

You’ve undoubtedly been the recipient of a Jacquie Lawson ecard on a birthday or holiday. Some of these are NOT no brainers. You have to open them and if an invitation is involved navigate to the right place. However, Jacquie Lawson cards are limited. Most of them are salutations of a positive nature. What about using a Jacquie Lawson clone for your next broadsheet or tirade? “Just push the button” and out spews hate speech. Imagine an ecard devised for people who're nihilists. Better yet, someone you have a grudge against opens his computer and “pushes the button to get the message” which is “fuck you!” You might even have music, say a song like The Clash’s “Rock the Casbah.” Another mom and pop operation could create a line of slanderous on-line cards. You might open one to find out your  your trusted employee has their hand in the till. You know those AR-15’s that everyone wants to ban. One day you may open a card to find a gun pointed right at your face. This might even be accompanied by the sound of ordnance.

read "An Incident of Defenestration" by Francis Levy, Vol.1 Brooklyn

and listen to "Rock the Casbah" by The Clash