Deadhead Becomes Anonymous

Sonny Barger

Tucker Carlson is a deadhead literally and metaphorically. He's on his way fromTV to TV Dinner. Well, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. He went back to where he came from, as his step-mother was the heir to Swanson’s. He’s also toast. Now he joins the Fox hall of fame which includes Bill O’Reilly and Roger Ailes. Will Carlson go to one of the even more MAGA networks like NewsMax or OAN? He hasn’t had a drink since 2002 which is laudable and significant, though he acts like a “dry drunk,” ie someone who has given up booze but not inebriation. To this point he spoke at the funeral of Hells Angels founder Sonny Barger. The old Tolstoy saw comes to mind. In this case it's "All happy television personalities are alike but all unhappy ones are unhappy in their own way."

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