Babeling

"The Tower of Babel" by Peter Bruegel the Elder

Two’s company, three’s a crowd. However, if you’re literally non-binary, you may question why relationships = “couple.” Cultural anthropologists have long recognized that living arrangements can be radically different, depending on the society whose mores you’re studying. Deconstruction in philosophy essentially argues that all thinking and meaning is a product of a particular culture. The Tower of Babel myth from Genesis tells a similar story. But what if you're a horny bastard who doesn’t abide by the idea that you can look at the menu, but not order. Here's a harmless way to create your own threesome. Set up a Zoom meeting with your partner, but make sure you go on it from an added device like a cell phone. Et bien voila 2 of u + 1 of them=3.

read "Sperm Count: Should You Give Viagra to Children?" by Francis Levy, HuffPost

and listen to "Rapper's Delight" by The Sugarhill Gang