Cat Person

Was Trump inspired by the hit musical Cats when he accused the Haitians of Springfield, Ohio of eating Pets? Perhaps he's a lover of the T.S. Eliot's "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats" or Kristen Roupenian's NewYorker short story, "Cat Person," which became a cri de coeur of the #MeToo movement. Trump notoriously talked about how famous guys like himself can do anything they want and grab women's genitals in between killing pedestrians with impunity on their way down Fifth Avenue. It's not much of a leap from adult cats to pussies. So it turns out that Trump and Vance both will be deported with all the Haitians due to what their onerous eating habits. Trump has said he will solve the whole Ukraine problem lickety split upon being reelected. He should eat crow.

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