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You tend to read the obits of those who have excelled in
their fields or celebs, but it’s also fun to peruse the paid obits, which are
put in by the families of average and not so average Joe’s and Jills. Some of
these are even more involved and if the family can afford it longer than the
newsworthy obits. You’ll read about how beloved Poppsie was and how she grew up
in Westport and learned how to play golf and tennis in Greenwich, or about how
Dirk founded his local Catskill flyfishing club. You’ll learn about how Edith
majored in French and will be sorely missed by her family and friends. Reading
between the lines you will note that she was a divorcee since no husband is
mentioned besides the fact that she has children. Sometimes the paid obit is
filled with so many accomplishments that you wonder why The Times neglected to do a story on him or her. You see a picture
of an absolutely ravishing looking woman, who apparently was born in France and
studied with some of the major names in deconstruction at The Sorbonne,
amongst other places. You note that she then married a rich American. You know
this since her husband who survives her runs a hedge fund and the
paid obit was placed by charities x, y and z. In this sense this sense the paid
obit can be like a financial disclosure form. Donald Trump will undoubtedly
earn a regular obit, in addition to receiving many paid ones from purveyors, but it will
be the paid obits that’ll reveal the nature of the business connections he had
been trying to conceal all these years when he has not furnished tax returns.
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