Procrustean Don

Sassy the Sasquatch  (Bloody Boppa)

OK there's "Crooked Joe," "Comrade Kamala" and "Lyin' Hillary." What about "Procrustean Don?" "Procrustean" is the best adjective to use for Trump. "A rolling stone gathers no moss" is a fitting way to describe his ideology. Think of Gulliver among the Lilliputians. His 2025 agenda is Big Foot. Everyone criticizes the former president for lying but when you're good at something  (say the destruction of democracies), shouldn't there be a reward? "Gaslighting" is a noun which also epitomizes his method. If you arrest an insurrectionist or prevent the state of Louisiana from putting the Ten Commandments in classrooms, you are encroaching on freedom. If you don't allow government to enforce Dobbs, you are depriving right to lifers their freedom. Trump believes six weeks is too short, but he has to vote against Florida's abortion rights amendment since it might allow abortions as late as 9 months. If you recall murder of the first born sons of the Egyptians was one of the ten plagues--and a form of euthanasia. You marvel at the illogic the way you become entranced by someone who's capable of spinning a tall tale.

read "Francis Levy's Divine Comedy," Exquisite Corpse

and listen to "Duke of Earl by Gene Chandler