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In the light of Trump's overwhelming victory in the debate, world leaders have unanimously agreed to turn the planet into the former president's largest golf course and country club. Huge populations of impoverished asylum seekers will be given jobs as caddies. Owning a set of golf clubs will be looked at as an entitlement like health care or takeout food. Under the next Trump Presidency no one will have to wait to tee off since traffic at golf clubs will be managed by the FAA. Imagine arriving for your typical country club dinner. You'll enter a dining room as large as the eye can see whose management has been subcontracted to Mattress Firm whose showrooms are so ubiquitous there are several orbiting near the international space station. Golf once looked at as an elite sport will now be played by everyone. It will also be a requirement, comparable to paying your income tax or showing up for the draft during a time of war.
and listen to Freda Payne's "Band of Gold"
and listen to Wilson Pickett's "Funky Broadway"
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