Friday, May 12, 2023

The Trump Clinton Correctional Facility

Clinton Correctional Facility (photo: Xamreb)

The recent convictions of Donald Trump are inadvertent naming opportunities for facilities in both the state and federal prison system. Upstate NewYork is the home of the maximum security Clinton Correctional institution. When the former president moves in the public will be able to enjoy the oxymoronic Trump Clinton. Angola is notorious in Louisiana but adding the Trump imprimatur will definitely brighten the stakes. The question of neon signs of the kind that have graced Trump casinos always comes up. All prisons need their visitors and the Trump brand will likely be a draw both to criminals and those visiting them. Manhattan is home to the luxurious Trump Tower but what would the Trump name do for the beleaguered Riker’s Island? One might want to ask the CFO of the Trump organization Allen Weisselberg who recently spent five months there and let’s not forget Trump Sing Sing which would be a howl.Trump recently stated that the groping of women by stars has been going on for a million years. A million years ago E. Jean Carroll would have changed her name to E. Jean Trump due to what happened in the Bergdorf's dressing room. After all these years, she simply gets $5 million, after being sent out to pasture. And what about Melania and a Melrumpia logo gracing say Leavenworth?

read "Trumpty Dumpty's Great Fall" by Francis Levy, The East Hampton Star

and listen to "Chain Gang" by Sam Cooke

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