Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Club Omicron

Hedonism II nude beach (photo: Johann Vanbeek)

Having trouble planning your big winter event? Here’s a piece of advice. Compile a list of all people you know who are asymptomatic and got infected at super spreader events over the holidays. Yes cruises are not advised, but let Carnival live up to its name with a cruise to nowhere for Omicron alumni only and dance under the stars. You’ve already got what you dreaded. It’s time to celebrate! The famed Club Hedonism in Jamaica could change its name to Omicronumission. Their pandemic "you can read the menu but not order" policy would change to "no holds barred only." After three years of having to endure the indignities of social distancing, Omicronumission offers the kind of free love you aren’t going to pay for (beyond the price of your “package”). It’s all inclusive airfare room board and unlimited sex. Thomas de Quincey’s Confessions of an English Opium-Eater and Coleridge’s Kubla Khan are the Baedeker for this pipe dream come to life. Come on down if you’ve tested positive. The weather’s great.

Read "Pornosophy: The Problem With Hedonism" by Francis Levy, HuffPost

and listen to "Got to Give It Up" by Marvin Gaye

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