Maus creator Art Spiegelman should do a sequel about the
Trump administration and the Alt-right. It would have characters like SS
Obersturmbannfuhrer Bannon, camp commander Ivankaka and her husband the
handsome Sonderkommando Kitchy Kushner (not the Kushner who wrote When Bad Things Happen to Good People, but
the author of When Bad
People Do Bad Things and of course Trumpty Dumpty, Der
Infuriator who constantly claims that everything that did happen never
happened and anything that never happened did. Der Infuriator has a mop of
jaundice colored blow dried hair that has magical powers and can be used as a
weapon against ill conceived
environmental, trade and nuclear agreements like The Paris Accord, NAFTA and
the Iran nuclear deal. It is also totally resistant to illegal immigrants who
are rapists and being blow dried will blow "the shit out of" terrorists. Trumpty
Dumpty has names for all his adversaries like lame duck Barack Obowel movement
and his electoral opponent who he refers to as “her rod and her staff.” The
name of the wife of Der Infuriator reflects the fact that she is known for
her melons. Before she became first lady, she performed in the minimum amount
of lesbian porn to satisfy her community service requirements. Much of the
action of this new graphic novel which is narrated by the blond Valkyrie
Kellyanne Congirl will take place in Guantanamo, a former prison which has been
turned into a new form of incarco-condo where varying stigmatized minorities
make their daily waterboarding appointments at an on-site spa.
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