Bushel of Therapists

A flock CPTs were honking as they passed.  You see a lot of these old guys, the Reichians lugging their orgone boxes on trolleys and the schools of psychoanalysts stepping off the stage of the Ancient Greek theater where a certain play referring to a certain complex is being played. Lacananians wearing their Persistence of Memory tee shirts and then the Kohutians who starred in Tarkovsky's Solaris. Naturally Gilles Deleuze and Guattari at the protest with their "Anti-Oedipus" signs. Everyone knows psychopharmacologists are the closest thing to AI. All they do is sit around and write prescriptions. The regular  therapists, the ones you used to go to for advice, are shivering on the crosstown bus. You feel like advising them to cover-up a Come in From the Cold. 

read "Current Events" by Francis Levy, The East Hampton Star