The Full-Service Replacement Division of Andersen

 

Plato

You may have seen the television ads about the years of training installers of The Full-Service Division of Andersen receive. There are is also the PhD and of course the post graduate division located in Frankfurt where famous for philosophers like Herbert Marcuse whose notion of "repressive desublimation" is an important element of his One Dimensional Man. Can a one-dimensional man install a three-dimensional window? As was once said about Clairol, "only your hairdresser knows for sure." In their first year most students will take Contemporary Civilization, a survey of Greco-Roman and classical culture that plays a major role in the kind of installing that clients enjoy. If nothing else a graduate should be able to converse freely with the kind of highly educated customer who can afford a top quality window replacement job.

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