Tuesday, May 27, 2025

The General





The Colonel welcomes you to most cities, if not most blocks. Mattress Firm is trying to knock the fast food business out of business which is beneficial in two ways: in encouraging couples to have more sex and of course sleep (priapism is another matter). Popeye the sailor man lent his name to the Colonel's main competitor and hola they are luring Odysseus with not only a Pickle Glazed Chicken Sandwich but pickled flavored wings. "Where's the beef?" is the famed Wendy's meme, which most kids today know better than "Hamlet's famed question, but if you're a romantic you'll probably "dream the impossible dream" with an Impossible Whopper. BTW you can hold the mayo. Most human beings learn"Big Mac" before  "mommy." McDonald's fries occupy a ring or two of human existence's three ring circle and earn their own circle in The Inferno. Everyone knows they are the best and better than any crinkle cut. Not to forget the Baconator! Look for the movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. There's the Colonel, but what about the General? What face will he portray to the world?

read "The Wasteland" by Francis Levy, The East Hampton Star

and also read "Punk" by Francis Levy, Vol.1 Brooklyn

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