Pornosophy: The Rising Moon

The Human Penis (Henry Vandyke Carter)

The latest in autoerotic Tantric Sexuality for men derives from a centuries old posture of Cunnilingua Yoga called "The Rising Moon." You take off all your clothes as this exercise must be done totally nude in order to achieve a happy ending. If your matt is rolled up, unroll it and lay it carefully on the floor of the Yoga studio. Straighten one leg and hold it up in the air with you hand behind your knee, fold it over your chest and look in the opposite direction. Do the same with the other leg and break a leg! Ha ha. Now you are ready to begin your “ Rising Moon." Take several breathes in and release. Do this again. Then start to relax your mind, remembering back until you recall particularly juicy memories of sexual encounters which begin to make your penis grow hard. Once your penis is hard, swing it to the left (without straining), then swing it right. Now, slowly raise your legs up in the air and allow them to swing over your head so that your behind is off the matt and your testicles are now dangling against your hara or center. Complete the motion so that your toes hit the floor and the head or glans of your hardened penis rests gently against your own lips. While gently releasing your hip flexors allow your penis to enter your open mouth. Lick your penis with your tongue and then gently hold it in place by creating a suction. Move your mouth up and down your glans. Then gently engage the shaft. Think I am giving this gift of love to myself as you complete your Rising Moon.

Cunnilingua Yoga

Bhagavan Vishnu

You hear of hatha, vinyasa and Iyengar along with many other styles of yoga. Now there is a new addition to the varieties of yoga experience that is being offered. Cunnilingua yoga is becoming increasingly popular due to the unique positions and postures it employs. Cunnilingua yoga can be performed either by a man and a woman or by two women, but there must always at least be at least one female involved. Your typical cunnilingua yoga session begins with the worshipping of a god and a ritual bath. After the worshipping and purification are complete, the couple lie down on the mat. The woman will sprinkle special perfumes on her lower private part which represent creation and fecundity and the male will turn himself in a position where his head rests in front of the woman's lower extremity, with his lower extremity resting in front of the woman's head. This position which is found in the Kama Sutra and other sacred texts is known in the west as 69. Cunnilingua yoga requires a state of total relaxation of both the tongue (which will massage the woman’s lower extremity) and the mouth which the woman will use to suction or suckle the male member. Once the woman has found a member, her mouth will remain open in a gesture of acceptance. At this point the humming or omming will begin and both partners will begin to experience a state of oblivion in which a moment of ecstasis results in the final dissolution of feelings of separation between consciousnesses. Ecstasy leads to release of the burdens both male and female are carrying. After this both partners rinse their mouths with Scope and prepare for another session of cunnilingua yoga by saluting the sun and facing their anuses towards the sky.