3) Sue all institutions of higher learning who don't raise the bar on income eligibility (to attend Harvard a student's parents will have to have an income in excess of $500,000 per year or prove membership in the Hasty Pudding Society).
4) Declare all elections rigged, unless the winner is a Republican
5) Executive order that DJT may shoot anyone on Fifth or any other Avenue, in the light of the Supreme Court's executive immunity ruling
6) Open Immigration policy for all supporters of Apartheid
7) Encourage insider trading by the President based on Truth Social decrees
8) encourage all forms of cronyism which Make America Great
9) all first born sons should be named Donald (or face being slain) and all surnames, by executive order, will be turned to Trump.
10) all buildings and businesses must be called Trump, thus the Empire Trump, the World Trade Trump
11) All men's room will be named Donald and all women's rooms Melania)
12) All natural sites must include the name Trump thus Niagara Falls would be Trump Falls, same for Viagra
13) Hear ye, "Three No Trump" is no longer a legal bid in contract bridge
14) All billionaire men may touch women's private parts, without their permission
15) Thew Constitution and Bill of Rights are suspended, immediately
read "The Great Bonac Footrace of '83" by Francis Levy, The East Hampton Star
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