Ilse Koch and Kristi Noem

Only their hairdressers know for sure

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem bears some comparison to Ilse Koch, the infamous Bitch of Buchenwald. One of her most notable moments was an appearance at the notorious CECOT prison in El Salvador. There she paraded around in her signature revealing outfits, as tattooed inmates packed into cages, looked on. One knows what happens to prisoners in such facilities who get erections during the visits of dignitaries. Koch made lampshades out of human skin and used prisoners to build a riding ring. By comparison five-year olds are detained in ICE facilities, like the Dilley Family Detention Center, with untreated diseases.  Ghislaine Maxwell is being held at "Club Fed" in anticipation of her prospective release--which is likely to be one of the last pardons Trump gives before leaving office. {Editor's Note: The New York Post reported Noem was having an affair with Corey Lewandowski. Melania Trump and Noem ought to rent CECOT for a Victoria's Secret fashion show in honor of Jeffrey Epstein associate Leslie Wexner }